How I feel about scales in the morning

Weigh, weigh, weigh your fat
Gently on the scales
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a dream

Weigh, weigh, weigh your fat
Gently creek the scales. If you see a little crack
Don’t forget to squeak!

Weigh, weigh, weigh your fat
Throw them at the wall If you see an increase
Don’t forget to scream!

Weigh, weigh, weigh your fat
Smashed on the wall
If you see a drop
Don’t forget to roar!